Not sure what is compelling Emily to watch endless episodes of the TLC show, Unexpected. If you haven’t seen it, it’s about teenage pregnancy. OMG I just can’t. 

I feel myself getting angry as far too many of these youngsters are from Indiana. Yikes

when I was 15 I was building model cars and airplanes. My first girlfriend broke up with me because she was sure I was more interested in radio control than I was into her. She was a little off the mark. I was sooooper into her, but I was a weird ass dude that was far more afraid of life than I should have been. 

these kids are out of control. They need to stop making babies. Idiocracy here we come.